Classic Quotes

[Graham]

cheer up buttercup

[Deano1964]

Take a table spoon of concrete a glass of water and.....HARDEN THE F*** UP

[Jmi]

Here's my contribution. Not exactly classic though.

".. Keep your noise level down!" - an inbetween when "Keep quiet" is found lacking and "STFU" is too rude.

" O.T.O.T." - abbrev. for "Own Time Own Target. (Carry On)". To indicate task or activity is to be carried out at one's own pace.

[ofey]

The Litany against fear:

I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

fear is the path to the dark side. fear leads to anger. anger leads to hate. hate leads to suffering.

[SIR-VRX]

Speaking of Yoda/Star Wars

"The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see the future is.”
Yoda

"Now don't you forget this! Why I should stick my neck out for you is far beyond my capacity!"
C-3PO

[tadz0rz]

Chin up

[LZY_EYE]

If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all......

[bd-850]

one my dad told me,

If you can be good be careful
if you cant be careful buy a condom
if you can buy a condom buy a pram

[SIR-VRX]

You can only pick 2. Cheap, Fast or Reliable.

Cheap & Fast, won't be very Reliable
Cheap & Reliable, won't be as Fast
Fast & Reliable, sure won't come Cheap

[LZY_EYE]

If at first you don't succeed.... try try again....

I think I can, I think I can (the little engine that could lol)

[tadz0rz]

Its on like donkey kong

[LZY_EYE]

Always look on the bright side of life.....

(how did I know that would turn up in this thread Tadz )

[LZY_EYE]

You are scraping the barrel.....

(that was meant to be the quote.... promise )