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Postby Mizta B » Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:38 pm

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.
Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their
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Postby Ozie » Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:20 am

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.
Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side down










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Postby tadz0rz » Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:22 am

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.
Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side loose the
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Postby Mizta B » Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:23 am

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Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.
Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners
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Postby tadz0rz » Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:23 am

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.
Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the
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Postby Mizta B » Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:07 am

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Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.
Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events
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Postby tadz0rz » Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:02 pm

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.
Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events. The VTECS
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Postby Ozie » Fri Apr 17, 2009 3:58 pm

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on

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Postby tadz0rz » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:03 pm

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil
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Postby Ozie » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:15 pm

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked

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Postby tadz0rz » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:51 pm

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards
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Postby Mizta B » Sun Apr 19, 2009 8:53 pm

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race
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Postby tadz0rz » Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:09 pm

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him
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Postby Mizta B » Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:36 pm

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Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him
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Postby Ozie » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:06 pm

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit


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