Classic Quotes

Ash · Postby **Ash** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:38 pm

And so the lion fell in love with the lamb,
What a stupid lamb,
What a sick, masochistic lion.

Twilight, Edward & Bella.

tadz0rz · Postby **tadz0rz** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:15 pm

"it comes down to you, me...and a gun...."

Ash · Postby **Ash** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:19 pm

You had me at hello...

^^ out of some movie with Renee Zellweger

tadz0rz · Postby **tadz0rz** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:20 pm

"Yeah baby YEAH!"

Austin Powers

Ash · Postby **Ash** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:22 pm

This house is a f***ing prison!
On Planet Bulls**t!
In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel D**ks!

Brennan Huff
Dale Doback
Stepbrothers

tadz0rz · Postby **tadz0rz** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:24 pm

Never take life seriously

We'll never get out alive..

Ash · Postby **Ash** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:26 pm

Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.
Dark Helmet, Space Balls

tadz0rz · Postby **tadz0rz** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:27 pm

There is never a stupid question, just stupid people

Ash · Postby **Ash** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:30 pm

Trish: Do you have protection?
Andy: I don't believe in guns.

Trish & Andy. The 40 year old Virgin

tadz0rz · Postby **tadz0rz** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:32 pm

"Glue... very powerful stuff.
The Blues Brothers

Ash · Postby **Ash** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:34 pm

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
Homer

tadz0rz · Postby **tadz0rz** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:35 pm

Save me Jebus!

Ash · Postby **Ash** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:37 pm

Ned Flanders: The Good Lord is telling me to confess to something...
Homer Simpson: Gay gay gay gay gay gay

Ral1rt · Postby **Ral1rt** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:37 pm

Geez dad your a smart fella........
No sweetie your a fart smeller :-)

Peter Griifin

tadz0rz · Postby **tadz0rz** » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:38 pm

The bird is the word!!