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Pimpmyhubcap
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Postby Pimpmyhubcap » Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:31 pm

I got a few (hundred)

Don’t make me drag you around on the crushed stones until your bung hole smokes.

XXXX Light is like having sex in a canoe. It's f$%$#ing near water.

Never pick you're nose while driving over a speed hump.

Keep going??

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Postby SIR-VRX » Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:38 pm

ROFL keep going!

The XXXX Light one is sooo true too hahaha
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Postby Ozie » Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:31 pm

haha yeah the canoe one was a beauty..!
luckily we don't get that XXXX crap down here lol.
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Postby Pimpmyhubcap » Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:44 am

I have some offensive ones as well that are very funny. You guys better tell me NO if you think someone may be offended? I have a Peter Brock joke but it may be too early for some :wink:
But here are some cleaner ones.

Some people think I suffer from A.D.D., but they... Oh LOOK! A Chicken!

Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people they're silly and f$%#ing irritating.

Do not go where the path may lead. Go where there is no path and leave a trail. (my fav serious one)

Thats all for now. Gotta keep you guys interested :lol:

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Next is..............shiny blingy things that are only seen when the door is open (missus sez WTF!!)
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Postby blade888 » Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:06 pm

*On the parade field*
"Today.... you are no longer turds.... you are now.... maggots... you're still a sh*t sandwitch, just not a soggy one..."
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Postby Paggsy » Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:55 am

I used to be with 'it' but then they changed what 'it' was... Now, what I'm with isn't 'it' and what's 'it' seems weird...
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Postby Pimpmyhubcap » Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:32 pm

Shaving her armpits is like slaughtering cattle. I don't want to see it, hear about it or even acknowledge that it goes on but I really like the finished product.

Theres more than one way to skin a cat, you can suck its guts out of its arse.

Having sex with a pregnant woman is like putting petrol in the tank of a wrecked car.

Damn, you got Down's syndrome so bad, you probably got up, left and right syndrome, too.

Now can I start on the offensive ones?? :lol:

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Postby SIR-VRX » Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:03 am

Love them Mick!

I don't know how offensive they get, but my view is, as long as it is clear it is in good humour, not directed at anybody in particular than it is ok by me. However, I am not the boss around here, just one of the mod team haha
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Postby Pimpmyhubcap » Sat Sep 05, 2009 10:22 am

Ok Sir,

I will build up to them a bit.

Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z.............wait, noooooooooo

The internet: where the men are men, the women are men and the children are federal agents.

Your mom's so fat when she sings its over.

F$%#ing a fat girl is like eating at McDonalds. It feels great when you're really hungry, but you feel awful afterwards, and cursing yourself for getting it Super Size

The others arent toooooooo much more offensive;)

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Next is..............shiny blingy things that are only seen when the door is open (missus sez WTF!!)
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Postby Ozie » Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:21 am

YES, YESSSS!, YES, YES, YES, YEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!, YEAH !!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
YES, YES, YES, YES , YES......YOU F....ING BEAUTY!!!!!!!! OH YES!!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHHH WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!! YEEEEESSSS, YEEEEESSSS!!!

- Mark Webber, Upon winning his first GP.
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Postby SIR-VRX » Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:24 pm

:lol: As if he said that!

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"Arrrrrgghh!! What the f**k!!!"

- SIR-VRX. Yesterday.

(I put my fingers into a crevice to grab a cable, and a MASSIVE huntsman spider ran out and up my arm! it was as big as my hand almost! Gave me a bit of a fright haha!)
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Postby LZY_EYE » Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:26 pm

You can do it...... You can do it all night long!!

(I hate spiders!!!)
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Postby Stalker » Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:27 pm

Ozie wrote:YES, YESSSS!, YES, YES, YES, YEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!, YEAH !!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
YES, YES, YES, YES , YES......YOU F....ING BEAUTY!!!!!!!! OH YES!!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHHH WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!! YEEEEESSSS, YEEEEESSSS!!!

- Mark Webber, Upon winning his first GP.


thats what she said 8)
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Postby blade888 » Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:31 pm

wishing...... ;)
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Postby Stalker » Fri Sep 18, 2009 12:48 am

<David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
<Sony> ...........
<Sony> TMI TMI TMI
<David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
<Malpine> Thanks for the info
<David> eh?
<David> damn i meant PAID
<David> I get PAID today
<David> dammit
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