Classic Quotes

[tadz0rz]

Avoid fruits and nuts, you are what you eat.

[crankyfatcow]

Be careful who you choose as your enemy because that’s who you become most like.

[LZY_EYE]

You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.....

[ofey]

Ok mine isn't a short one but it's one I like very much:

What do we mean by "understanding" something? We can imagine that this complicated array of moving things which constitutes "the world" is something like a great chess game being played by the gods, and we are observers of the game. We do not know what the rules of the game are; all we are allowed to do is to watch the playing. Of course, if we watch long enough, we may eventually catch on to a few of the rules. The rules of the game are what we mean by fundamental physics. Even if we knew every rule, however, we might not be able to understand why a particular move is made in the game, merely because it is too complicated and our minds are limited. If you play chess you must know that it is easy to learn all the rules, and yet it is often very hard to select the best move or to understand why a player moves as he does. So it is in nature, only much more so; but we may be able at least to find all the rules. Actually, we do not have all the rules now. (Every once in a while something like castling is going on that we still do not understand.) Aside from not knowing all of the rules, what we really can explain in terms of those rules is very limited, because almost all situations are so enormously complicated that we cannot follow the plays of the game using the rules, much less tell what is going to happen next. We must, therefore, limit ourselves to the more basic question of the rules of the game. If we know the rules, we consider that we "understand" the world.

[SIR-VRX]

A favourite of mine:

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
Thomas A Edison

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A few of my fav...

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

- Homer Simpson.

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel

- Homer Simpson.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

- Homer Simpson.

You couldn't fool your own mother on the foolingest day of your life with an electrified fooling machine!

- Homer Simpson.

[tadz0rz]

rofl reminds me of another one

"Chief wiggum couldnt catch coodies at millhouses birthday party"

[leevin]

if you play sport, and have watched billy madison...

"ARE THOSE REGULATION SIZE GOALS?!"

[Speedie]

Avoid hangovers, Stay drunk

[Mizta B]

Insanity is hereditary - You get it from your kids!

[LZY_EYE]

Go hard or go home!!

[Speedie]

If at first you dont succeed, give up you'll never get it.

Where did you get your clothes from the toilet store?

[SIR-VRX]

I love lamp

[Ozie]

Eat my Shorts, Adrian.

[LZY_EYE]

Make love not war