*WINNER* WIN A GERBIL CONTEST

[sleeper]

try page 1

[aspir3]

I realised that after I posted send deleted it.

Voted

[sleeper]

just for a giggle

"i was wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer. then it hit me"

[aspir3]

Why do cows wear Bells?


Because their horns don't work.


What do you call a Bear without ears.......................... B

[blinklight]

Why do cows wear Bells? Because their horns dont work. What do you call a Bear without ears.......................... B

Nothing, coz it can't hear you

[sleeper]

and the winner via poll is blinklight, congratulations Annie, your new award is now on your profile page

Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem.
The gorilla was on heat...
To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Graham, a big Kiwi lad & former All Black, responsible for fixing the zoo's machinery.
Graham, like most Kiwis, seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
So the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution.
Graham was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have Sex with the gorilla for $500?

Graham showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Graham announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions:
'Fust,' he said, 'I don't want to have to kuss'er.'
'Sicondly, you must nivver nivver tull anyone about thus.'
The zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what his third condition was.
'Wull,' said Graham, 'You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500’

[SAM-24A]

Hmm ... me thinks some funny business is going on ...
The vote was 5 all this morning @ 7am .... then El Presidente logon & Annie gets a vote...
Now She 6 & Me 5 ....
Anyways me say nothing ... *tape2*

I say much congratulation to the Miss Annie .... for her good jokie.
I try more better next time ...

[aspir3]

Congratulations Annie

[sleeper]

its been 6-5 for 2 days sam, i dont know what your seeing
i dont have the sourcecode to change polls.

[SAM-24A]

I'm only joking Steve ..... nothing else to do .... I'm bored & nothing much is happening on CCJ atm.

[Mystique]

Well done!

[aspir3]

Maybe Sam could win sore loser award

[SAM-24A]

Is there a Trophy for Sore Loser .... ?
Oh Well I'll settle for 2nd Place ....

Typical South Aussies ..... They stick together like Shite on a Blanket ....

[blinklight]

Hmm ... me thinks some funny business is going on ... The vote was 5 all this morning @ 7am .... then El Presidente logon & Annie gets a vote... Now She 6 & Me 5 .... Anyways me say nothing ... *tape2* I say much congratulation to the Miss Annie .... for her good jokie. I try more better next time ...

Hahaha, thanks everyone!
I have been away on holidays and only just found this, lol

Anyways Sammy you already have a Gerbil award
Congrats on being runner up

[SAM-24A]

Congrats Annie ....

Yep, I already do have a Gerbil Trophy from the last time this competition was run in 2012.

So enjoy yours Annie ..... because you ain't ever gonna win another ....
You can join me and cherish your ONE & ONLY Gerbil Award .....


BTW, I still haven't got an answer on the "Sore Loser Award" .....