You know you drive a CJ when...

[squala]

You know you drive a CJ when:

- you think it looks just as good as an Audi A4.
- you keep finding ways of making it faster.
- you want to make at least one cosmetic change to it.
- you can fit a (sealed) red wine bottle onto the front cup holders.
- you can fit the biggest 7-11 Gulp onto the front cup holders.
- you believe the Civic and Corolla that used to beat the Lancer can't do so anymore.

[scraverX]

You know you drive a CJ when;
You sit in traffic, hoping you get rear ended so you can upgrade to a ralliart bar...

done that. Well, the last bit.

[sleeper]

u know u drive a cj when 12 cj`s show up on a wet friday night to chat about mods.

[The X]

You know you drive a CJ when;
You sit in traffic, hoping you get rear ended so you can upgrade to a ralliart bar...

done that. Well, the last bit.

The number of times I've thought of engine braking and tapping the brakes to achieve that with some ditzy chick in a stupid car......

[liam92]

when you get another Blue CJ driving next to you and they happen to be a stock ES P plater and they show off lol

Unless they are a modified VRX P plate driver

[The X]

You pull up to the lights next to a VL commodore and laugh how ugly and boxy they look (extra points for a "justcommodores.com charity cruise" sticker), then stop laughing realising you used to drive one in your younger years..... LOL

[Mitch]

you know you drive a cj when you see other cj lancers everywhere

[whitenight]

when you sh"""""t all over a WRX

[bd-850]

Pete we think way too much alike.

You know you drive a CJ when;
You sit in traffic, hoping you get rear ended so you can upgrade to a ralliart bar...

Except i dont wana see my baby in pain

done that. Well, the last bit.

The number of times I've thought of engine braking and tapping the brakes to achieve that with some ditzy chick in a stupid car......

You pull up to the lights next to a VL commodore and laugh how ugly and boxy they look (extra points for a "justcommodores.com charity cruise" sticker), then stop laughing realising you used to drive one in your younger years..... LOL

[spunkybob]

The sound of the road noise is louder then the cd player

[PsyTrix]

You know you drive a CJ when..

An Evo shows up and you bow your head in shame

When you refer to your ralliart as rattlefart

When you call your mitsi dealer with questions and they know nothing apparently..

When you stick on plastic fenders and it adds 20HP

When every time you´ve parked up and get back to the car there's people standing around it

When if you have a red one everyone uses it as target practice

when your wife/girlfriend bi*ches about you modding the car, because "we bought it because it already has all that stuff on it already".

when you are on this web sight when you should be working (at work).

When your warranty is voided your 2nd trip to the Mitsubishi dealership

a girl who drives an evo is the hottest chick you've ever seen (and there are some hot ones)

When all the guys you drive by tell you to do a burn out. - Really gettin sick of this one..

When every honda trys to see if it can blow its motor next to you

When you come out of the mall and a guy is leaning against your car trying to pick up a girl. Then you smoothly slip by and get in the car and drive off.

when your 7 month old car needs a new paint job because of 1 bazillion rock chips.

When a cop pulls you over and says "this Car Isn't Stock" And you reply "yes Sir!". Then you get tickets for exhaust, tints and what ever other BS he will surely book you for.

when your friend finally puts on his seat belt.

When every SUV/Family sedan drives aggressively when you're around.

Every Honda ricer revs on you, and does a burnout in front of you but is too chicken to run when the road opens up.....

When you're anal about where you park it.

When all of a sudden you become popular at school, at work, or amongst your peers.

When you're playing the "How many K´s can I get to a tank" game

When your girl looks like Eva Mendes from the F&F

When at the lights your car suddenly backfires scaring the crap out of everybody on the side walk including the little old lady on the corner who almost has a heart attack and later contacts the counsel to complain about "Aussies growing hoon problem.."

When you're in hick country and at the lights all the locals dog your car yelling and screaming such phrases as "can that wing take you to the moon?" "you need an Aussie made car not some weak asian car" "I'd smoke you with my corn plow" Then both parties take off and you leave the rednecks back in their fields of broken down Holden/Ford cars.

[spunkybob]

^

Like 80% of that applies to me.
Except I need to change a few things

* When everyone at work rips you off for driving a hairdressers car, yet always expect you to drive everyone to lunch

** Bogans ripping you off, yet your stock ES lance is faster when you do actually race them at the lights

[scraverX]

(ES CVT) When you get left by a line of turbo cars coming out of a corner but catch up eventually on the straight because you can reach for 4th (gear) at well over 100km/h >.>