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Postby tadz0rz » Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:01 am

Why isnt there every letter of the alphabet in the word alphabet?
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Postby LZY_EYE » Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:17 pm

What came first? The Chicken or the Egg?
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Postby Ozie » Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:31 pm

Why do people still buy Toyota's, Mazda's and Datsun's ...When the best choice is Mitsu!!!
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Postby squala » Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:56 pm

Why doesn't the CJ have reach adjustment?
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Postby Stalker » Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:32 pm

if olive oil is from olives, and peanut oil is from peanuts, where does baby oil come from?
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Postby Loki » Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:48 pm

Why don't they spell phonetic, to spell something how it sounds, with an F?
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Postby Stalker » Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:58 am

what would happen if you put a slinky on an escalator?
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Postby squala » Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:17 am

Why is it called lisp if the person who has it can't even pronounce the word?
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Postby blade888 » Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:51 pm

Why are large amounts of needless communication such as emails or posts called "Spam". I don't see no processed ham in them?
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Postby SIR-VRX » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:22 pm

Why to people constantly bump up old and dead threads?

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Postby blade888 » Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:58 pm

Why are threads which don't get replies for a while called dead? They don't smell or are 6ft under the ground ;)
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Postby Big_Lucas » Sun Feb 07, 2010 3:55 pm

If a Blackbox Flight recorder is made out od indistructable material, why isnt the whole plane made out if it.?
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Postby tadz0rz » Sun Feb 07, 2010 4:35 pm

Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft?
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Postby SIR-VRX » Sun Feb 07, 2010 4:40 pm

Do you think if Tadz could get laid he'd sit on the forums all day?
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Postby Graham » Sun Feb 07, 2010 4:55 pm

SIR-VRX wrote:Do you think if Tadz could get laid he'd sit on the forums all day?


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