jet fuel
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:42 pm
Dave and Jim were, a couple of old drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Melbourne, Australia.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hanger with nothing to do.
Dave said “I wish I had something to drink”.
Jim says “Me too, Y’know I heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz out of it”.
“You wanna try it”?
So they poured themselves a couple of glasses of high octane jet fuel and got completely smashed.
Next morning Dave wakes and finds he is feeling great. In fact he feels SO GREAT, NO hangover, NO side affects, NOTHING!
Then the phone rings, its Jim. “Hey how do you feel this morning?
Dave I feel great, how about you?
Jim says he feels great too.
Dave says “That jet fuel is great stuff, NO hangover, NOTHING”!!!
We ought to do that more often.
‘Yer! There’s just one thing.’
‘What’s that?’
“Have you farted yet?”
“NO.”
“Well Don’t, ‘Cause, I’m In New Zealand!”
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hanger with nothing to do.
Dave said “I wish I had something to drink”.
Jim says “Me too, Y’know I heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz out of it”.
“You wanna try it”?
So they poured themselves a couple of glasses of high octane jet fuel and got completely smashed.
Next morning Dave wakes and finds he is feeling great. In fact he feels SO GREAT, NO hangover, NO side affects, NOTHING!
Then the phone rings, its Jim. “Hey how do you feel this morning?
Dave I feel great, how about you?
Jim says he feels great too.
Dave says “That jet fuel is great stuff, NO hangover, NOTHING”!!!
We ought to do that more often.
‘Yer! There’s just one thing.’
‘What’s that?’
“Have you farted yet?”
“NO.”
“Well Don’t, ‘Cause, I’m In New Zealand!”