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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:59 am
by Corzza2
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it's 3am in the morning and it's bloody pouring rain in buckets out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
"Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself. God loves drunk people too you know."

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk..

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:22 am
by Nick07
Classic.

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:33 pm
by INVUR-1
hahaa !! damnn peter, how many joke u read a day...

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:35 pm
by ofey
Unoriginal. He's merely copy and pasting jokes he reads on the internet.
Google the last line of the joke and you'll see the many instances.

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:46 pm
by Striker82
Hahaha awsome