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FROM THE FIRST BOOK OF GOVERNMENT

Postby Corzza2 » Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:10 pm

Julia is the shepherd I did not want.
She leadeth me beside the still factories.
She restoreth my faith in the Liberal party.
She guideth me in the path of unemployment for her party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger for her bailouts are with me.
She has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life.
And I will live in a rented home forever.
I am glad I am Australian.
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog
And Julia a tree!
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Postby Striker82 » Mon Jul 18, 2011 2:22 pm

Lol awsome so true lol


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