A truckie who has been out on the road
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:09 pm
A truckie who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says,
"I want your ugliest woman and a burnt chop.!! "
The Madam is astonished.
"But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a lovely three-course meal."
The truckie replies,
"I'm not horny . . . . ... I'm homesick."
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says,
"I want your ugliest woman and a burnt chop.!! "
The Madam is astonished.
"But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a lovely three-course meal."
The truckie replies,
"I'm not horny . . . . ... I'm homesick."