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Funny Aussie Sayings

Postby VRX_SMURF » Sun May 04, 2014 7:42 am

I love all the the Aussie expressions that get thrown into a conversation from time to time.
So I thought I would start this thread as a bit of fun.

Here's a few it kick it off.

Having a Barry Crocker - having a shocker
A bit George Clooney - a bit looney
The cheese and kisses - the misses
Going off like a frog in a sock
Sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage.
Mad as a cut snake
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Postby Metalstrix » Sun May 04, 2014 12:07 pm

There's actually a little booklet you can buy with all Australian slangs in them. Love Aussie slangs xD
They will learn... I will always be a step ahead

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Postby VRX_SMURF » Sun May 04, 2014 3:36 pm

Really, I will have a to keep an eye out for it.
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Postby R4LLI4RT » Mon May 05, 2014 1:28 pm

Bloody Jimmy Grants - Immigrants
hit the frog and toad - hit the road
i could eat the crotch out of a low flying duck - im hungry
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Postby shadow-vex » Mon May 05, 2014 1:38 pm

How old are these, coz I've never heard em
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Postby Metalstrix » Mon May 05, 2014 1:39 pm

Lol chris. Love the third one
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Postby R4LLI4RT » Mon May 05, 2014 2:28 pm

go tart yourself up - get ready
his got tickets on himself - highly oppinionateed
got the wog - have a cold
stunned mullet - shocked
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Postby Zaphod » Mon May 05, 2014 6:29 pm

...pig's @rse! :-)


(and who remembers what made that saying popular?)



Chris - the 'hungry' one I've heard differently... it involves a dead horse!
"The Human species has now evolved to the point where we only have two natural predators; ourselves and peanuts..."

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Postby timmo91 » Mon May 05, 2014 8:03 pm

"As flash as a rat with a golden tooth."
"You wouldn't know sh#t from clay if you stepped in it."
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Postby Seffy » Mon May 05, 2014 8:06 pm

In Adelaide I hear this around a little when I'm around car people:

"LIZBIFF SPEC" - really crappy commodore.

"Lizbiff" refers to Elizabeth, SA where it is pretty much bogan central and you see quite a lot of commies around.

Edit: not sure if this actually counts, lol.
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Postby VRX_SMURF » Mon May 05, 2014 8:07 pm

The dog and bone - the phone
A few roos loose in the top paddock - a little crazy
I'm so hungry I could eat the arse out of a low flying duck - I'm hungry
I could eat the crotch out of a rag doll through a cane chair - I'm hungry
Drier than a dead dingos donger on a hot day -I'm thirsty
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Postby VRX_SMURF » Mon May 05, 2014 8:08 pm

timmo91 wrote:As flash as a rat with a golden tooth. You wouldnt know sh#t from clay if you stepped in it.

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Postby VRX_SMURF » Mon May 05, 2014 8:09 pm

Flat out like a lizard drinking - I'm busy
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Postby Zaphod » Mon May 05, 2014 8:39 pm

VRX_SMURF wrote:Flat out like a lizard drinking - Im busy



...it actually means the opposite - lizards don't drink, so it means you're doing nothing.
"The Human species has now evolved to the point where we only have two natural predators; ourselves and peanuts..."



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Postby VRX_SMURF » Mon May 05, 2014 9:18 pm

Zaphod wrote:[quote:fc75ee0b4a=VRX_SMURF]Flat out like a lizard drinking - Im busy[/quote:fc75ee0b4a] ...it actually means the opposite - lizards dont drink, so it means youre doing nothing.
Zaphod wrote:[quote:fc75ee0b4a=VRX_SMURF]Flat out like a lizard drinking - Im busy[/quote:fc75ee0b4a] ...it actually means the opposite - lizards dont drink, so it means youre doing nothing.

You are totally correct, that's what I get for typing at traffic lights.....on my way home....haha
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