ClubCJ - The CJ Lancer Club

A young fellow ran into an old man who
was carrying a bag.
"What's in the bag?" the youngster asked.
"magic apples", the old man replied.
"Prove it", said the young man.
"Well, besides apples, what is your favorite
two fruits?" asked the old man.
"Watermelon and peaches", he answered.
The man handed him an apple and told him
to try it out. The boy took a bite and said
that it tasted like a watermelon. "Ok, turn it
over", he said.
The boy did and took another bite and said
that it tasted like a peach.
The youngster still wasn't convinced that
they were magic.
The old fellow told him to name something
else that he liked to eat.
"I like to eat ***." he snapped.
The man handed him another apple and told
him to try it.
He took a big bite, spit it out, wipped his
mouth and exclaimed, "That tasted like crap".
The old man looked at him, smiled and said,
"Turn it over."