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The Nagger





HILLBILLY DIVORCE





A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.

The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?'

The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces'.

The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?'

The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres.'

The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand. Do you have a suit?'

The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.'

The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?'

The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.

The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?'

The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a garudge, that's where I parks the John Deere.'

The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?'

The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'

By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question. The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?'

The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce'

@Graham, I've done that in real life.

One of my mate's gf called him on his mobile. I put her on speaker and told the rest of the guys in the room to hush.

She asked about dinner and I offered to pick her up take her back to his place, cook, wash up and even give her a foot massage. I even told her to put on something sexy and her closing line was since you're so lovely "I'll f**k your brains out tonight". the rest of the room was struggling to keep the laughter down.

What really screwed this up was, my mate and the rest of us boys would not have made it home till the next day.

Needless to say his then gf was pissed off with me.

hahaha, awesome!