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A truckie who has been out on the road

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A truckie who has been out on the road

Postby Corzza2 » Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:09 pm

A truckie who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel.

He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says,
"I want your ugliest woman and a burnt chop.!! "

The Madam is astonished.
"But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a lovely three-course meal."

The truckie replies,
"I'm not horny . . . . ... I'm homesick."
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Postby Striker82 » Mon Jul 18, 2011 2:16 pm

Hahahaha love it
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Postby JoeJoe » Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:35 pm

ROFLOL (I come from a family of truckers so I went into a career in IT)
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