ClubCJ - The CJ Lancer Club

Post your favourite Quotes and Phrases.
These can be original or by an Author.
I wanted turn this into a "Quote for the day" Thread, but i think its better to let everyone post away.

Here is an Example;

A good indignation brings out all one's powers.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson.

Better to have loved and lost then to have never loved at all

First thing that came to my head lol

You can't put brains into statues.......

Retail would be a great career if it wasn't for customers..... LOL

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for nature cannot be fooled.
- ofey - Richard Feynman.

If your gunna be dumb, you gotta be tough

Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.
----Unknown

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
-----Groucho Marx

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
-----Groucho Marx

A Liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.

Make sure your always wearing clean underwear

Don't forget your toothbrush!!

There is nothing so skillful in its own defense as imperious pride.
- Helen Hunt Jackson

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

The early bird catches the worm.....

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
- Anom.

My Personal Favourite

"You don't win a war by dying for your country, you win by making the other son-of-a-b*tch die for his"

If you love something set it free
If it comes back it is yours
If it doesn't then it never was...........