Classic Quotes

[Ozie]

Post your favourite Quotes and Phrases.
These can be original or by an Author.
I wanted turn this into a "Quote for the day" Thread, but i think its better to let everyone post away.

Here is an Example;

A good indignation brings out all one's powers.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson.

[tadz0rz]

Better to have loved and lost then to have never loved at all

First thing that came to my head lol

[LZY_EYE]

You can't put brains into statues.......

Retail would be a great career if it wasn't for customers..... LOL

[Ozie]

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for nature cannot be fooled.
- ofey - Richard Feynman.

[tadz0rz]

If your gunna be dumb, you gotta be tough

[Deano1964]

Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.
----Unknown

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
-----Groucho Marx

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
-----Groucho Marx

[LZY_EYE]

A Liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.

[tadz0rz]

Make sure your always wearing clean underwear

[LZY_EYE]

Don't forget your toothbrush!!

[Ozie]

There is nothing so skillful in its own defense as imperious pride.
- Helen Hunt Jackson

[tadz0rz]

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

[LZY_EYE]

The early bird catches the worm.....

[Ozie]

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
- Anom.

[blade888]

My Personal Favourite

"You don't win a war by dying for your country, you win by making the other son-of-a-b*tch die for his"

[Mizta B]

If you love something set it free
If it comes back it is yours
If it doesn't then it never was...........