***** ALERT - Nominations for your new ClubCJ Committee can be made here *****

Story Time II

Have some Fun! Make or Participate in ClubCJ Forum Games & Activities.

Moderators: Moderators, Senior Moderators

User avatar
infinite
Lancer Ralliart
Lancer Ralliart
Posts: 536
Joined: Sat May 23, 2009 10:59 pm
Location: Norwest, NSW, Australia

Postby infinite » Sat May 30, 2009 12:23 am

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricerStanding out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricer broke out crying and then had his vehicle towed and impounded coz it sux.
Ozie the fun loving lancer man who hates coke ran to see the accident for his amusement, the hondas are smoking and smoldering and they lay waste to everything and anything.
But then Spunkybob had his huge ass exhaust which was shooting big flames and Powered out his Massive quarter mile run.
Pierre's big slot was out of order and smelt like bad feet, cheese and putrid fat.

Behav3 had his huge oversized hat on his head whilst he was his Ralliart, and he laughed out loud as his balloons all deflated.
His Shoes, in the car where not fresh so bad odours stewed out all the other dirty and the filthy bad smells.

Cordi had his large Big Mac and fries stolen and his selection of two hot Blondes that sat touching his playstation two and his diamond studded big rod.
His Sportback smoked all the cigarettes, pissing off passengers and enticing men who perfectly fit inside one anothers pants for their own pleasure.
All of the leprachaun men enjoyed big rewards and sampled the big delights called the Mitsu boys who love all things man shaped.

Infinite ate all of his devon from his big round platter and his friends got violently violent and punched out Ozie, hah!
Infinite was congratulated for the deed and was sad that his devon arms got eaten off!
The Tomato, aka potato, was actually not a real boy at all.
TUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBOOOOOO!

User avatar
Mizta B
Alumni
Alumni
Posts: 5867
Joined: Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:29 am
Location: Mortdale, NSW, Australia

Postby Mizta B » Sat May 30, 2009 12:47 am

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricerStanding out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricer broke out crying and then had his vehicle towed and impounded coz it sux.
Ozie the fun loving lancer man who hates coke ran to see the accident for his amusement, the hondas are smoking and smoldering and they lay waste to everything and anything.
But then Spunkybob had his huge ass exhaust which was shooting big flames and Powered out his Massive quarter mile run.
Pierre's big slot was out of order and smelt like bad feet, cheese and putrid fat.

Behav3 had his huge oversized hat on his head whilst he was his Ralliart, and he laughed out loud as his balloons all deflated.
His Shoes, in the car where not fresh so bad odours stewed out all the other dirty and the filthy bad smells.

Cordi had his large Big Mac and fries stolen and his selection of two hot Blondes that sat touching his playstation two and his diamond studded big rod.
His Sportback smoked all the cigarettes, pissing off passengers and enticing men who perfectly fit inside one anothers pants for their own pleasure.
All of the leprachaun men enjoyed big rewards and sampled the big delights called the Mitsu boys who love all things man shaped.

Infinite ate all of his devon from his big round platter and his friends got violently violent and punched out Ozie, hah!
Infinite was congratulated for the deed and was sad that his devon arms got eaten off!
The Tomato, aka potato, was actually not a real boy at all.

Tadzorz was
Australasian Gerbil Rearers Organisation, Official Re-Seller.
Image
MY09 Rally Red VRX ClubCJ's 1st 4B12 2.4L - CCJ Lifetime Member #0004.
Merlinised....

User avatar
Ozie
INACTIVE Member Account
Posts: 5445
Joined: Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:00 am
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Postby Ozie » Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:38 am

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricerStanding out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricer broke out crying and then had his vehicle towed and impounded coz it sux.
Ozie the fun loving lancer man who hates coke ran to see the accident for his amusement, the hondas are smoking and smoldering and they lay waste to everything and anything.
But then Spunkybob had his huge ass exhaust which was shooting big flames and Powered out his Massive quarter mile run.
Pierre's big slot was out of order and smelt like bad feet, cheese and putrid fat.

Behav3 had his huge oversized hat on his head whilst he was his Ralliart, and he laughed out loud as his balloons all deflated.
His Shoes, in the car where not fresh so bad odours stewed out all the other dirty and the filthy bad smells.

Cordi had his large Big Mac and fries stolen and his selection of two hot Blondes that sat touching his playstation two and his diamond studded big rod.
His Sportback smoked all the cigarettes, pissing off passengers and enticing men who perfectly fit inside one anothers pants for their own pleasure.
All of the leprachaun men enjoyed big rewards and sampled the big delights called the Mitsu boys who love all things man shaped.

Infinite ate all of his devon from his big round platter and his friends got violently violent and punched out Ozie, hah!
Infinite was congratulated for the deed and was sad that his devon arms got eaten off!
The Tomato, aka potato, was actually not a real boy at all.

Tadzorz was dressing for

User avatar
Cordi
INACTIVE Member Account
Posts: 355
Joined: Thu May 07, 2009 2:00 pm
Location: Beaumont Hills (Hills District), Sydney NSW

Postby Cordi » Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:24 am

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricerStanding out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricer broke out crying and then had his vehicle towed and impounded coz it sux.
Ozie the fun loving lancer man who hates coke ran to see the accident for his amusement, the hondas are smoking and smoldering and they lay waste to everything and anything.
But then Spunkybob had his huge ass exhaust which was shooting big flames and Powered out his Massive quarter mile run.
Pierre's big slot was out of order and smelt like bad feet, cheese and putrid fat.

Behav3 had his huge oversized hat on his head whilst he was his Ralliart, and he laughed out loud as his balloons all deflated.
His Shoes, in the car where not fresh so bad odours stewed out all the other dirty and the filthy bad smells.

Cordi had his large Big Mac and fries stolen and his selection of two hot Blondes that sat touching his playstation two and his diamond studded big rod.
His Sportback smoked all the cigarettes, pissing off passengers and enticing men who perfectly fit inside one anothers pants for their own pleasure.
All of the leprachaun men enjoyed big rewards and sampled the big delights called the Mitsu boys who love all things man shaped.

Infinite ate all of his devon from his big round platter and his friends got violently violent and punched out Ozie, hah!
Infinite was congratulated for the deed and was sad that his devon arms got eaten off!
The Tomato, aka potato, was actually not a real boy at all.

Tadzorz was dressing for his Barmiztva

User avatar
Mizta B
Alumni
Alumni
Posts: 5867
Joined: Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:29 am
Location: Mortdale, NSW, Australia

Postby Mizta B » Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:07 pm

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricerStanding out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricer broke out crying and then had his vehicle towed and impounded coz it sux.
Ozie the fun loving lancer man who hates coke ran to see the accident for his amusement, the hondas are smoking and smoldering and they lay waste to everything and anything.
But then Spunkybob had his huge ass exhaust which was shooting big flames and Powered out his Massive quarter mile run.
Pierre's big slot was out of order and smelt like bad feet, cheese and putrid fat.

Behav3 had his huge oversized hat on his head whilst he was his Ralliart, and he laughed out loud as his balloons all deflated.
His Shoes, in the car where not fresh so bad odours stewed out all the other dirty and the filthy bad smells.

Cordi had his large Big Mac and fries stolen and his selection of two hot Blondes that sat touching his playstation two and his diamond studded big rod.
His Sportback smoked all the cigarettes, pissing off passengers and enticing men who perfectly fit inside one anothers pants for their own pleasure.
All of the leprachaun men enjoyed big rewards and sampled the big delights called the Mitsu boys who love all things man shaped.

Infinite ate all of his devon from his big round platter and his friends got violently violent and punched out Ozie, hah!
Infinite was congratulated for the deed and was sad that his devon arms got eaten off!
The Tomato, aka potato, was actually not a real boy at all.

Tadzorz was dressing for his Barmiztva and he
Australasian Gerbil Rearers Organisation, Official Re-Seller.

Image

MY09 Rally Red VRX ClubCJ's 1st 4B12 2.4L - CCJ Lifetime Member #0004.

Merlinised....

User avatar
Cordi
INACTIVE Member Account
Posts: 355
Joined: Thu May 07, 2009 2:00 pm
Location: Beaumont Hills (Hills District), Sydney NSW

Postby Cordi » Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:15 pm

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricerStanding out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricer broke out crying and then had his vehicle towed and impounded coz it sux.
Ozie the fun loving lancer man who hates coke ran to see the accident for his amusement, the hondas are smoking and smoldering and they lay waste to everything and anything.
But then Spunkybob had his huge ass exhaust which was shooting big flames and Powered out his Massive quarter mile run.
Pierre's big slot was out of order and smelt like bad feet, cheese and putrid fat.

Behav3 had his huge oversized hat on his head whilst he was his Ralliart, and he laughed out loud as his balloons all deflated.
His Shoes, in the car where not fresh so bad odours stewed out all the other dirty and the filthy bad smells.

Cordi had his large Big Mac and fries stolen and his selection of two hot Blondes that sat touching his playstation two and his diamond studded big rod.
His Sportback smoked all the cigarettes, pissing off passengers and enticing men who perfectly fit inside one anothers pants for their own pleasure.
All of the leprachaun men enjoyed big rewards and sampled the big delights called the Mitsu boys who love all things man shaped.

Infinite ate all of his devon from his big round platter and his friends got violently violent and punched out Ozie, hah!
Infinite was congratulated for the deed and was sad that his devon arms got eaten off!
The Tomato, aka potato, was actually not a real boy at all.

Tadzorz was dressing for his Barmiztva and he realised his

User avatar
spunkybob
Lancer MASTER
Lancer MASTER
Posts: 1605
Joined: Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:36 am
Location: Kariong, NSW, Australia

Postby spunkybob » Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:55 pm

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricerStanding out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricer broke out crying and then had his vehicle towed and impounded coz it sux.
Ozie the fun loving lancer man who hates coke ran to see the accident for his amusement, the hondas are smoking and smoldering and they lay waste to everything and anything.
But then Spunkybob had his huge ass exhaust which was shooting big flames and Powered out his Massive quarter mile run.
Pierre's big slot was out of order and smelt like bad feet, cheese and putrid fat.

Behav3 had his huge oversized hat on his head whilst he was his Ralliart, and he laughed out loud as his balloons all deflated.
His Shoes, in the car where not fresh so bad odours stewed out all the other dirty and the filthy bad smells.

Cordi had his large Big Mac and fries stolen and his selection of two hot Blondes that sat touching his playstation two and his diamond studded big rod.
His Sportback smoked all the cigarettes, pissing off passengers and enticing men who perfectly fit inside one anothers pants for their own pleasure.
All of the leprachaun men enjoyed big rewards and sampled the big delights called the Mitsu boys who love all things man shaped.

Infinite ate all of his devon from his big round platter and his friends got violently violent and punched out Ozie, hah!
Infinite was congratulated for the deed and was sad that his devon arms got eaten off!
The Tomato, aka potato, was actually not a real boy at all.

Tadzorz was dressing for his Barmiztva and he realised his mangina
Image
>CLICK HERE to view My 08 Lancer in all its Glory!
"Its STILL happy go fun fun time!"

User avatar
Mizta B
Alumni
Alumni
Posts: 5867
Joined: Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:29 am
Location: Mortdale, NSW, Australia

Postby Mizta B » Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:19 pm

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricerStanding out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricer broke out crying and then had his vehicle towed and impounded coz it sux.
Ozie the fun loving lancer man who hates coke ran to see the accident for his amusement, the hondas are smoking and smoldering and they lay waste to everything and anything.
But then Spunkybob had his huge ass exhaust which was shooting big flames and Powered out his Massive quarter mile run.
Pierre's big slot was out of order and smelt like bad feet, cheese and putrid fat.

Behav3 had his huge oversized hat on his head whilst he was his Ralliart, and he laughed out loud as his balloons all deflated.
His Shoes, in the car where not fresh so bad odours stewed out all the other dirty and the filthy bad smells.

Cordi had his large Big Mac and fries stolen and his selection of two hot Blondes that sat touching his playstation two and his diamond studded big rod.
His Sportback smoked all the cigarettes, pissing off passengers and enticing men who perfectly fit inside one anothers pants for their own pleasure.
All of the leprachaun men enjoyed big rewards and sampled the big delights called the Mitsu boys who love all things man shaped.

Infinite ate all of his devon from his big round platter and his friends got violently violent and punched out Ozie, hah!
Infinite was congratulated for the deed and was sad that his devon arms got eaten off!
The Tomato, aka potato, was actually not a real boy at all.

Tadzorz was dressing for his Barmiztva and he realised his mangina was overgrown
Australasian Gerbil Rearers Organisation, Official Re-Seller.

Image

MY09 Rally Red VRX ClubCJ's 1st 4B12 2.4L - CCJ Lifetime Member #0004.

Merlinised....

User avatar
Cordi
INACTIVE Member Account
Posts: 355
Joined: Thu May 07, 2009 2:00 pm
Location: Beaumont Hills (Hills District), Sydney NSW

Postby Cordi » Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:25 pm

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricerStanding out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricer broke out crying and then had his vehicle towed and impounded coz it sux.
Ozie the fun loving lancer man who hates coke ran to see the accident for his amusement, the hondas are smoking and smoldering and they lay waste to everything and anything.
But then Spunkybob had his huge ass exhaust which was shooting big flames and Powered out his Massive quarter mile run.
Pierre's big slot was out of order and smelt like bad feet, cheese and putrid fat.

Behav3 had his huge oversized hat on his head whilst he was his Ralliart, and he laughed out loud as his balloons all deflated.
His Shoes, in the car where not fresh so bad odours stewed out all the other dirty and the filthy bad smells.

Cordi had his large Big Mac and fries stolen and his selection of two hot Blondes that sat touching his playstation two and his diamond studded big rod.
His Sportback smoked all the cigarettes, pissing off passengers and enticing men who perfectly fit inside one anothers pants for their own pleasure.
All of the leprachaun men enjoyed big rewards and sampled the big delights called the Mitsu boys who love all things man shaped.

Infinite ate all of his devon from his big round platter and his friends got violently violent and punched out Ozie, hah!
Infinite was congratulated for the deed and was sad that his devon arms got eaten off!
The Tomato, aka potato, was actually not a real boy at all.

Tadzorz was dressing for his Barmiztva and he realised his mangina was overgrown and smelling

User avatar
Mizta B
Alumni
Alumni
Posts: 5867
Joined: Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:29 am
Location: Mortdale, NSW, Australia

Postby Mizta B » Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:26 pm

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricerStanding out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricer broke out crying and then had his vehicle towed and impounded coz it sux.
Ozie the fun loving lancer man who hates coke ran to see the accident for his amusement, the hondas are smoking and smoldering and they lay waste to everything and anything.
But then Spunkybob had his huge ass exhaust which was shooting big flames and Powered out his Massive quarter mile run.
Pierre's big slot was out of order and smelt like bad feet, cheese and putrid fat.

Behav3 had his huge oversized hat on his head whilst he was his Ralliart, and he laughed out loud as his balloons all deflated.
His Shoes, in the car where not fresh so bad odours stewed out all the other dirty and the filthy bad smells.

Cordi had his large Big Mac and fries stolen and his selection of two hot Blondes that sat touching his playstation two and his diamond studded big rod.
His Sportback smoked all the cigarettes, pissing off passengers and enticing men who perfectly fit inside one anothers pants for their own pleasure.
All of the leprachaun men enjoyed big rewards and sampled the big delights called the Mitsu boys who love all things man shaped.

Infinite ate all of his devon from his big round platter and his friends got violently violent and punched out Ozie, hah!
Infinite was congratulated for the deed and was sad that his devon arms got eaten off!
The Tomato, aka potato, was actually not a real boy at all.

Tadzorz was dressing for his Barmiztva and he realised his mangina was overgrown and smelling and needed
Australasian Gerbil Rearers Organisation, Official Re-Seller.

Image

MY09 Rally Red VRX ClubCJ's 1st 4B12 2.4L - CCJ Lifetime Member #0004.

Merlinised....

User avatar
Cordi
INACTIVE Member Account
Posts: 355
Joined: Thu May 07, 2009 2:00 pm
Location: Beaumont Hills (Hills District), Sydney NSW

Postby Cordi » Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:30 pm

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricerStanding out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricer broke out crying and then had his vehicle towed and impounded coz it sux.
Ozie the fun loving lancer man who hates coke ran to see the accident for his amusement, the hondas are smoking and smoldering and they lay waste to everything and anything.
But then Spunkybob had his huge ass exhaust which was shooting big flames and Powered out his Massive quarter mile run.
Pierre's big slot was out of order and smelt like bad feet, cheese and putrid fat.

Behav3 had his huge oversized hat on his head whilst he was his Ralliart, and he laughed out loud as his balloons all deflated.
His Shoes, in the car where not fresh so bad odours stewed out all the other dirty and the filthy bad smells.

Cordi had his large Big Mac and fries stolen and his selection of two hot Blondes that sat touching his playstation two and his diamond studded big rod.
His Sportback smoked all the cigarettes, pissing off passengers and enticing men who perfectly fit inside one anothers pants for their own pleasure.
All of the leprachaun men enjoyed big rewards and sampled the big delights called the Mitsu boys who love all things man shaped.

Infinite ate all of his devon from his big round platter and his friends got violently violent and punched out Ozie, hah!
Infinite was congratulated for the deed and was sad that his devon arms got eaten off!
The Tomato, aka potato, was actually not a real boy at all.

Tadzorz was dressing for his Barmiztva and he realised his mangina was overgrown and smelling and needed trimming, but

User avatar
infinite
Lancer Ralliart
Lancer Ralliart
Posts: 536
Joined: Sat May 23, 2009 10:59 pm
Location: Norwest, NSW, Australia

Postby infinite » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:40 pm

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricerStanding out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricer broke out crying and then had his vehicle towed and impounded coz it sux.
Ozie the fun loving lancer man who hates coke ran to see the accident for his amusement, the hondas are smoking and smoldering and they lay waste to everything and anything.
But then Spunkybob had his huge ass exhaust which was shooting big flames and Powered out his Massive quarter mile run.
Pierre's big slot was out of order and smelt like bad feet, cheese and putrid fat.

Behav3 had his huge oversized hat on his head whilst he was his Ralliart, and he laughed out loud as his balloons all deflated.
His Shoes, in the car where not fresh so bad odours stewed out all the other dirty and the filthy bad smells.

Cordi had his large Big Mac and fries stolen and his selection of two hot Blondes that sat touching his playstation two and his diamond studded big rod.
His Sportback smoked all the cigarettes, pissing off passengers and enticing men who perfectly fit inside one anothers pants for their own pleasure.
All of the leprachaun men enjoyed big rewards and sampled the big delights called the Mitsu boys who love all things man shaped.

Infinite ate all of his devon from his big round platter and his friends got violently violent and punched out Ozie, hah!
Infinite was congratulated for the deed and was sad that his devon arms got eaten off!
The Tomato, aka potato, was actually not a real boy at all.

Tadzorz was dressing for his Barmiztva and he realised his mangina was overgrown and smelling and needed trimming, but without his
TUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBOOOOOO!

User avatar
Mizta B
Alumni
Alumni
Posts: 5867
Joined: Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:29 am
Location: Mortdale, NSW, Australia

Postby Mizta B » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:44 pm

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricerStanding out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricer broke out crying and then had his vehicle towed and impounded coz it sux.
Ozie the fun loving lancer man who hates coke ran to see the accident for his amusement, the hondas are smoking and smoldering and they lay waste to everything and anything.
But then Spunkybob had his huge ass exhaust which was shooting big flames and Powered out his Massive quarter mile run.
Pierre's big slot was out of order and smelt like bad feet, cheese and putrid fat.

Behav3 had his huge oversized hat on his head whilst he was his Ralliart, and he laughed out loud as his balloons all deflated.
His Shoes, in the car where not fresh so bad odours stewed out all the other dirty and the filthy bad smells.

Cordi had his large Big Mac and fries stolen and his selection of two hot Blondes that sat touching his playstation two and his diamond studded big rod.
His Sportback smoked all the cigarettes, pissing off passengers and enticing men who perfectly fit inside one anothers pants for their own pleasure.
All of the leprachaun men enjoyed big rewards and sampled the big delights called the Mitsu boys who love all things man shaped.

Infinite ate all of his devon from his big round platter and his friends got violently violent and punched out Ozie, hah!
Infinite was congratulated for the deed and was sad that his devon arms got eaten off!
The Tomato, aka potato, was actually not a real boy at all.

Tadzorz was dressing for his Barmiztva and he realised his mangina was overgrown and smelling and needed trimming, but without his shaving kit
Australasian Gerbil Rearers Organisation, Official Re-Seller.

Image

MY09 Rally Red VRX ClubCJ's 1st 4B12 2.4L - CCJ Lifetime Member #0004.

Merlinised....

User avatar
infinite
Lancer Ralliart
Lancer Ralliart
Posts: 536
Joined: Sat May 23, 2009 10:59 pm
Location: Norwest, NSW, Australia

Postby infinite » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:50 pm

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricerStanding out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricer broke out crying and then had his vehicle towed and impounded coz it sux.
Ozie the fun loving lancer man who hates coke ran to see the accident for his amusement, the hondas are smoking and smoldering and they lay waste to everything and anything.
But then Spunkybob had his huge ass exhaust which was shooting big flames and Powered out his Massive quarter mile run.
Pierre's big slot was out of order and smelt like bad feet, cheese and putrid fat.

Behav3 had his huge oversized hat on his head whilst he was his Ralliart, and he laughed out loud as his balloons all deflated.
His Shoes, in the car where not fresh so bad odours stewed out all the other dirty and the filthy bad smells.

Cordi had his large Big Mac and fries stolen and his selection of two hot Blondes that sat touching his playstation two and his diamond studded big rod.
His Sportback smoked all the cigarettes, pissing off passengers and enticing men who perfectly fit inside one anothers pants for their own pleasure.
All of the leprachaun men enjoyed big rewards and sampled the big delights called the Mitsu boys who love all things man shaped.

Infinite ate all of his devon from his big round platter and his friends got violently violent and punched out Ozie, hah!
Infinite was congratulated for the deed and was sad that his devon arms got eaten off!
The Tomato, aka potato, was actually not a real boy at all.

Tadzorz was dressing for his Barmiztva and he realised his mangina was overgrown and smelling and needed trimming, but without his shaving kit he had
TUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBOOOOOO!

User avatar
Cordi
INACTIVE Member Account
Posts: 355
Joined: Thu May 07, 2009 2:00 pm
Location: Beaumont Hills (Hills District), Sydney NSW

Postby Cordi » Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:21 pm

Standing out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricerStanding out from the bus a megalomaniac priest put away his long trusty can and stepped out to wet sidewalks,
he cut his sermon short and waved the stick out to dry then he sat awkwardly because the bog hole blew sky high and struck him.
Dazed and confused the bad priest tripped and stumbled out for a while when this bee sat on his nose, the priest panicked and swatted the Bumble Bee.
Aaron sat on his red faced garden elf.
Until she ate josh in two and bent him over his lancer, the lady was quite irate! The next one took out his foot from the wet sock but forgot turd in his shoe.

Josh the uni student studied law and thought why was his tutor always looking at his big issues.
She stroked his bulging wet patch and then ate some warm smu flavoured gob stoppers! She ran out naked baring big all natural hair pie.
This was for real and Josh ate well enough, one day while log rolling he slipped and knocked his gooch into the log.
Then out of nowhere ozie sat up and shouted "you beauty!" and laughed uncontrollably and pulled out some cheese and ice cold beverages and two blondes.
The Blondes ate and sucked for ages because Ozie was exhausted from all the racing, he laid the pink wet blondes on the hood of his lancer.
Two hours went by and Spunkybob plucked himself out some cranberry juice and foie-gras, he then let off four massive skunkly wet lingering farts.

Bigdave was enjoying the spectacle and rushed towards the smell that was overpowering the roasted hondas.
The Hondas were the pits, and continued the one thing that had let their side and owners down on the big events.
The VTECS ran on cheap oil and conked out towards the race causing him to hit the wall, the fender came off and crashed into the windshield.
The big impact totaled the honda and the ricer broke out crying and then had his vehicle towed and impounded coz it sux.
Ozie the fun loving lancer man who hates coke ran to see the accident for his amusement, the hondas are smoking and smoldering and they lay waste to everything and anything.
But then Spunkybob had his huge ass exhaust which was shooting big flames and Powered out his Massive quarter mile run.
Pierre's big slot was out of order and smelt like bad feet, cheese and putrid fat.

Behav3 had his huge oversized hat on his head whilst he was his Ralliart, and he laughed out loud as his balloons all deflated.
His Shoes, in the car where not fresh so bad odours stewed out all the other dirty and the filthy bad smells.

Cordi had his large Big Mac and fries stolen and his selection of two hot Blondes that sat touching his playstation two and his diamond studded big rod.
His Sportback smoked all the cigarettes, pissing off passengers and enticing men who perfectly fit inside one anothers pants for their own pleasure.
All of the leprachaun men enjoyed big rewards and sampled the big delights called the Mitsu boys who love all things man shaped.

Infinite ate all of his devon from his big round platter and his friends got violently violent and punched out Ozie, hah!
Infinite was congratulated for the deed and was sad that his devon arms got eaten off!
The Tomato, aka potato, was actually not a real boy at all.

Tadzorz was dressing for his Barmiztva and he realised his mangina was overgrown and smelling and needed trimming, but without his shaving kit he had to use


Return to “Fun & Games!”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 93 guests